The package looks fresh, but the bud is from back in the day.

Tzoof! is like how it used to be — that easy, slow liftoff that carried you to the stars, but gently dropped you back down from the clouds…

So if you’re looking to boost performance, relax your nerves, or just find a safe way up, Tzoof! is the old school gift that keeps on giving with each hit, and never lets you down at the end.

  • (hybrid effect)

  • (indica effect)

  • (sativa effect)

  • (hybrid effect)

  • Pure, whole-plant
    Co2 extract

  • Laboratory formulated +
    tested safe and clean

  • 80% cannabinoids +
    4% terpenes

  • No carriers or
    additive oils

  • All stainless steel, glass,
    and ceramic hardware

Tzoof! always rolls with an entourage.

That’s why each of our flavors are stocked with custom blends of real cannabis terpenes that harmonize with the cannabinoid pharmacology…

You know, because science.

Every Tzoof! vape is juiced with a magical mix of THC to CBD that’s all the fire with none of the drama… Not only does it help protect your noodle from long-term memory fade, but it also means:

No spacing out
No freaking out
No bad decisions *

* Excluding the ones you were going to make anyway.

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